Hi everyone, Welcome back! How are you? I had one weird sleep last night. Went to bed feeling fine, and then I had this dream where some guy wanted to interview me about a non-specified topic. He was talking to other people as well, and they didn't seem happy about it. When it was finally my turn, the guy paused and said, "This can wait. This man doesn't look well." As soon as he said that, I woke up sweating profusely and incredibly nauseous. Is this what it's like to be Donald Trump? I still don't feel 100%, but I... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! Come on in, have a seat. How are you? Little Buddha and I were just explaining to BDH that the chirping birds are probably not saying that they'd like to come inside and hang out with us this morning, and even if they are, it's best that we let them stay outside. BDH loves being around everyone, so he doesn't understand why having a group of birds flying around inside might not be a great idea. He was a little disappointed to hear that the windows will stay closed, but everything is fine again now that... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! How are you? We have a chatty bird right outside the window right now. BDH and Little Buddha can't see him, but he's talking up a storm, and they're loving every minute of it. BDH thinks the bird is talking about the terrific weather and trying to get his friends to come play with him. Little Buddha thinks he's talking about everything he has to do today. Personally, I'm just glad the two of them are having so much fun. Don't worry, we still made coffee. There's a fresh pot on the counter, so help yourself... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! How's your weekend going so far? I grabbed some time in the garden before it started raining yesterday, so no complaints here. The tulips are mostly gone, so now we wait for the next round of flowers to appear. It's looking pretty grey outside right now, but I don't think it's supposed to rain again until this afternoon, so maybe I can play in the dirt a little bit more this morning. However, before that happens, let's check out today's headlines. The coffee is ready, so help yourself to a nice medium DD, because it's time... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back, and a happy Friday to you all! Any big plans for the weekend? I think it's supposed to rain here, so gardening might have to wait a little bit. That would be disappointing, but hey, the water is good for both the plants and the Clutter Tree, so I can't complain. BDH and Little Buddha asked me to remind you that you're always welcome to join them for some bird watching. In the meantime, let's check out today's headlines. The guys made coffee, so help yourself to a nice medium DD, because it's time to clear... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! How are you? I'm feeling much better after getting a proper sleep last night, thank you very much. The plan was to go to the movies today so I could write a review. The problem is that the movie I wanted to see has already left the theaters. That didn't take long. Not sure what today's plan is now, although BDH and Little Buddha said I could hang out with them and watch the birds in the Clutter Tree. That sounds enticing, but first, let's check out today's headlines. The guys made some coffee, so help... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! Come on in, have a seat. How are you? We're off to a slow start at Clutter Headquarters today. The Red Sox had a two-hour rain delay last night, but we stayed until the bitter end, which means someone was up way past their bedtime. Who needs sleep, right? Well, we do. However, at least we have extra strong coffee, courtesy of BDH and Little Buddha. They just said that it's ready, so help yourself to a nice medium DD, and let's clear out some Wednesday Clutter. It's disappointing that a state judge overturned California's assisted... Read more →


There will always be a special place in my heart for Robin Williams. I was in awe of the comedian when I was a kid. The way his mind seemed to be working at 100 mph as the quips flew out of his mouth during his stand-up routines was spell-binding. His movies could be hit-or-miss, but Good Morning Vietnam, The Fisher King, Dead Poets Society, and Good Will Hunting are some of my all-time favorites. His suicide in 2014 was personally devastating, and the world hasn't seemed as funny ever since. With that in mind, I couldn't wait to read... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! Come on in, have a seat. How are you? I was just looking at all of the joggers and walkers passing by at the moment. If I live to be 100 years old, jogging will never sound appealing, but I do enjoy a good stroll. I've got a number of places to get to by foot later today, with a possible bike ride to follow, but let's take care of business here first. BDH and Little Buddha say the coffee is ready, so help yourself to a nice medium DD, and let's clear out some Monday... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! We'd like to wish all of the great moms out there a happy Mother's Day. We hope you're being celebrated by your loved ones today. For those people who find this day challenging, we urge you to be good to yourself. It's hard to believe this is already the 5th Mother's Day without Mom Clutter, but we'll do what we need to do to get through it in once piece. Right now, it's time to check out today's headlines. BDH and Little Buddha just said the coffee is ready, so help yourself to a nice medium... Read more →